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Tuesday, 25 March 2014

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Madonna says that one day her boy toy may become Mr. Madonna.

NEW YORK CITY - Madonna and her boy toy Brahim Zaibat recently appeared on The Viagra View.

Larry King asked the 55-year-old Madonna how things were going with their May-December relationship. The New York singer answered that she was as happy as a mama kangaroo with three pockets.

He then asked her boy toy Brahim Zaibat, who at 26, is an amazing 29 years younger than Madonna.

He said that he loves being Maddie's much younger lover because everything is first class from the plane tickets to the hotel rooms and even his clothes.

Brahim pointed out that he hates being called a boy toy and he asked Larry not to call him that.

Zaibat then told King that he enjoys being at his cougar's beck and call and that he cooks all of her meals and makes all of her drinks.

He grinned and said that he also sews most of her clothes including her bras.

Larry asked if perhaps he didn't look at Madonna as being a mother figure. He giggled and replied no because his mother is way prettier than Madonna and she does not have any cellulite.

Madonna made a face and Brahim turned red and told Larry that he did not want to answer anymore questions because he does not want to bite the hand that feeds him or mess with the goose that lays the golden eggs.

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