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Saturday, 22 March 2014

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Katy Perry (shown above) has commented that she is not a lesbian but she does enjoy the heck out of kissing girls.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Katy Perry has said that she did not really care for the lips-on-lips kiss that she received from Miley Cyrus AKA, The Princess of Twerking.

She said the reason was because Miley tried to put her enormous, lizard-looking tongue down her throat and there's just no telling where that hormone-crazed sucker has been.

A close friend of Katy's told Hollywood Innuendo that Katy's hairstylist FuFi Fondue had told her that Katy loved the Cyrus kiss and even said "I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It" which of course is the title of her hit song.

The close friend added that Fondue had also mentioned that Katy, ex-wife of Russell Brand, is now saying that she would love to lock lips with Lindsay Lohan.

Apparently Katy has always had a thing for the freckled faced actress but she has managed to keep it to herself.

SIDENOTE: Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo managed to talk to Lohan and told her about Katy Perry's desire. Lindsay smiled coyly and said that (Katy) knows her cell phone number and she can call her about hooking up for the luscious kiss anytime.

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