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Saturday, 22 March 2014

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Miley was given a puppy by a fan in Tampa which she named 'Sunburn.'

TAMPA, Florida - It appears that Miley's parents never told their little moneymaker about sunblock.

The "Wrecking Ball" singer took to the sun and sand and ended up with sunburn and a Picasso painting shaped bruise on her caboose.

Miley was asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk if she just forgot to put on the sunblock or what.

The 21-year-old replied, "I guess, you know I was just too friggin busy showing off my, you know freakin world famous body and, you know I simply just effen overlooked it."

She was asked how she had gotten the bruise on her bottom and her face turned as red as the sunburn on her chest.

Cyrus winked, popped her chewing gun, dabbed at her crotch, and said that it was the result of an overzealous twerking move on her part.

She did want her fans in America and her fans all over the world to know that neither the sunburn nor the booty bruise will keep her from her first love...twerking.

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