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Friday, 21 March 2014

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A Florida man's highly anticipated weekend of watching every James Bond on DVD came to a sudden and abrupt halt mid way through the movie 'Die Another Day'.

The man, who can not be named for legal reasons (imminent divorce proceedings), was mid way through watching the movie when his wife, rather unexpectedly (I wish she had called) returned home and caught him masturbating furiously at the scene featuring Halle Berry as she emerged onto the beach wearing an orange bikini.

The DVD of the 20th James Bond film which starred Irish actor Pierce Brosnan and Berry was then ejected from the DVD player and thrown by the man's furious wife at his head.

"She was furious, she caught me with my trousers around my ankles, a box of tissues in one hand and my knob in the other, it was an unfortunate end to my viewing as I was really looking forward to watching Casino Royale," I said as I called friends, trying to find a place to stay for the night.

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