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Friday, 21 March 2014

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The president says that he talks to Ryan Seacrest at least twice during the week.

NEW YORK CITY - Word filtering out of the executive offices at CNN is that the host of American Idol is being touted as a possible choice to take over for Piers Morgan whose show Piers Morgan Live will soon ride off into the news talk show sunset.

Ryan Seacrest, who is only 39, is one of the most popular individuals in the entire entertainment media.

President Obama, Oprah Winfrey, and Gary Busey have all called him the new Dick Clark.

The man from Georgia, who is nicknamed "Peaches," has become one of the most recognizable faces in the world; even more recognizable than Queen Elizabeth, Kim Jong Un, and Pope Francis.

When Seacrest was told that CNN is taking a serious look at him he smiled and said that he is open to any offer except for office of the president of the United States.

Ryan said that he does not need the headache of having to deal with malcontents such as Ann Coulter, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, and that troubled old goat Alec Baldwin.

In Other News: Miley Cyrus said that she is presently in the recording studio working on her next single titled, "I Twerked The Hell Out of Ricky Gervais."

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