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Friday, 21 March 2014

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Many famous couples have used the world famous Hollywood sign as a backdrop for their sexcapades.

HOLLYWOOD - There is no one in Tinsel Town who keeps the entertainment media jumping more than Lindsay Lohan.

Lohan, who it appears has finally left her party girl boozing persona in the past, has tried to stop acting like the female version of Justin Bieber.

Lindsay has recently been seen about Hollywood in the company of her former girlfriend and fiancée Samantha Ronson.

But a few days ago Dylan Fresco, a reporter with Hollywood Vis-á-Vis spotted Lilo and actor Rob Pattinson of Twilight Saga fame parked out by the world famous Hollywood sign.

Fresco said that it appeared that Lindsay and Dylan were practicing for the French Kissing Olympics.

Pattinson was asked about the Hollywood sign tryst with Lohan and he simply replied that the two were simply practicing for the leads in the motion picture Kaboom! The Russell Brand and Katy Perry Story.

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