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Saturday, 22 March 2014

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Porn star Pretzel Garibaldi. (Photo courtesy of Rico Chorizo).

LOS ANGELES - Country music recording artist and star of The Voice Blake Shelton has said that he wants to clear up a matter that the media has grabbed a hold of.

Shelton, who is married to fellow country artist Miranda Lambert, told Buck Yazoo with Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine that he already has enough problems without someone tossing anything else into the mix.

Blake said that the recent rumors about him and porn star Pretzel Garibaldi having an affair are downright fictitious.

He commented that although he has met the alluringly seductive Pretzel on three different occasions the two are nothing more than just friends.

The country singer remarked that he will admit that if he was divorced from sweet, little, sexy Miranda that he would definitely be all over Miss Garibaldi like blubber on a whale.

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Yippie-Ki-Yay Magazine contacted Pretzel Garibaldi and asked her about the alleged affair with Mr. Shelton and she replied that he had told her not to say a damn friggin word about it.

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