Apparently Comic, Movie Star, Writer Woody Allen was knocked out by a girl scout Monday as he refused to buy her cookies and made some mumbled remarks about what he thought about girl scouts and their cookies.
"There was this funny man Monday morning and he was dressed in some green for St. Patty's day I guess and I only asked him if he wanted to buy some cookies", stated a little fat girl.
The young lady said that the little man then began saying things like it looked like she had already eaten most of them herself and that he was surprised that there were any left to sell.
That was when she walked around the table and tapped him on the shoulder and when he turned, she knocked him out.
"When my classmates heard about it they quit riding me about my weight and I made a lot of new friends. I'm famous!"
Then she asked if it was bad luck to knock out a leprechaun.