TARZANA, California - Katy Perry recently visited The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo in Tarzana.
She said that she needed to get away from the press who have been hounding her ever since the infamous "kiss" with Miley Cyrus.
Katy stated that Miley wanted to French kiss her but she (Katy) turned away because she did not know where that gigantic boa constrictor looking tongue had been.
Miley took offense to her remark and said that she really needs to worry about her ex-boyfriend to the third degree John "The Player" Mayer.
Cyrus said that he did not get the nickname Player because he likes to play with himself.
Perry was recently asked by Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk about the latest rumor circulating around LaLaLand that she and Miley have both come out as lesbianites and are planning to get married.
Katy, who was once married to the hormone-crazed Russell Brand, said that the rumor mill must have her confused with Lindsay "Freckles" Lohan and her "boyfriend" Samantha Ronson.
Meanwhile, Miley told The Tinsel Town Times Tribune that she would not marry Katy Perry for all of the croissants in France.