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Wednesday, 19 March 2014

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Mad Cowell?

Simon Cowell says that he just knows that Justin Bieber pulled one of his jokes on him even though he can't prove it.

"I'll fix that young twerp. He was here recently and it had to be him."

Bieber denies that Cowell knows what he's talking about.

"I've been too busy with attorneys and trying to get out of other tricks so I'm not very likely to have pulled one on the Mad Cowell!"

Cowell reportedly laughed at Bieber's excuse and said that Bieber needs help. If he can't help himself, then someone will do it for him by giving him a crooked nose.

What happened?

Neighbors and friends of Cowell say that he drove out yesterday morning and his car sounded like he was doing a commercial for Bush Beans! Since Cowell couldn't hear it inside the car with the radio on, he just smiled and waved at everyone staring at him.

Most think he probably began smelling rubber and stopped. He found a whoopee cushion with both ends out and duct taped to his exhaust."

Cowell says that he's suing because the prank made him look stupid and might ruin his career plus his car could have could have caught on fire.

But, as usual, Bieber has witnesses that he was with them and even rehearsing with a band at the time Cowell was entertaining folks far away.

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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