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Tuesday, 18 March 2014

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Mark says that everytime he dances on the live show he always has a brand new quarter in his pants pocket for good luck.

HOLLYWOOD - Mark Ballas started season 18 of Dancing With The Stars with a big bang.

The pro dancer who is paired with Candace Cameron Bure who appeared in the TV series Full House, took second place with 25 points out of a possible 30.

Bruno "The Gaytalian" Tonioli asked Mark what in the world he had done to his hair. The Italian judge said that it looked like it was on steroids.

Derek "The Dancing Dude" Hough quipped that it looked like Mark's roots had exploded.

DWTS host Tom Bergeron simply wondered if Ballas was hiding a woodchuck underneath his humongous hairdo.

Mark The Lark, as Len "The Grouchy Grouch" Goodman calls him, explained that he just wanted to look taller now that they have a new co-host Erin Andrews who stands a statuesque 5-foot-10-inches tall.

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