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Tuesday, 18 March 2014

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DWTS contestant Diana Nyad recently swam from Cuba to The United States.

HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars has a brand new co-host, Erin Andrews who is trained as a sports reporter.

Erin who at 5'10" towers over everyone, including all of the male dancers, replaced Brooke Burke-Charvet because as the producers put it, they wanted a younger, sexier, sultrier female who would attract male viewers between the ages of 16 and 66.

For the most part the Faith Hill lookalike did okay except that she tended to ask the contestants some extremely personal questions after they had danced.

She asked NeNe Leakes, who is partnered with Tony Dovolani, if her puppies were real. NeNe said that they were as real as the black roots on her (Erin's) head.

Andrews then asked 77-year-old Billy Dee Williams, who is paired with Emma Slater, if he had ever taken any Viagra.

But she really took the cake when she asked swimmer Diana Nyad, who is partnered with Henry Byalikov about the rumors that she has been using a cellulite remover.

Meanwhile, the producers of Dancing With The Stars are grinning from ear-to-ear hoping that Miss Andrews asks even more personal questions to hopefully bring in the National Enquirer readers.

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