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Tuesday, 18 March 2014

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Miley says that her goal is to twerk Kim Kardashian.

DETROIT - Miley performed at The Carburetor Coliseum in Detroit and afterwards she met with Hollywood Innuendo's Fajita San Guacamole at a local Le Loins of Joan of Arc French Restaurant.

Miss San Guacamole asked Miley about the rumor that she had a twerking fantasy.

Cyrus grinned, dabbed at her groin area, and said that it was true.

She told Fajita that for the past two weeks or so she has found herself fantasizing about twerking Kim Kardashian.

When asked why Kim, Miley stuck out her gigantic tongue and replied because Kimmy has one of the biggest butts in LaLaLand and I would like to stir up some more front page news controversy.

Miley was asked if her mother and father Tish and Billy Ray Cyrus ever talked to her about her compulsive twerking habit.

She giggled and said that they had asked her to stop but she told them that Rosie O'Donnell would go to bed with Donald Trump before that happened.

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