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Tuesday, 18 March 2014

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We tried to get close to her but there were so many cameramen present that we finally pushed ours forward to get some shots.

Finally I yelled, "You look great! You look sexy!"

She was all smiles and maybe that's why she gave me a few words on her weigh...way out.

Stan, our photographer stated that he had some good shots and that she is posing for others.

Just then she pulled her dress off and showed that she really had it all together again in a bikini, only not so much of it.

"You can get too much of anything...well, most things", as she smiled and lowered her eyes.

"Enough, what does the nice man in the back want to ask?"

I asked her how she did it. Lost the weight.

"Oh those rags at the supermarket are still using tushed up pics of my rear end that was a year ago."

"Actually I was painting and a bucket of thinner fell on me. I hope Kim Kardashian sees those old pics of my butt. That way she'll know that she's not all that!"

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