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Monday, 17 March 2014

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Jennifer Lawrence, one of the most beautiful women today, has had three falls lately, none of them serious, but she blames it all on "Those stupid scientists and astronomers."

"I've had a great career and I'm just getting started when I began tripping over things and spooked by a cat suddenly jumping from an alley and about a dozen other weird stuff."

Although she admitted that she has had a great start in Hollywood and loves her life as a serious actress, but she says she is tired of the falls, frights and stalkers.

"Right now, I'm tired of you guys too. My leg hurts. Joe, finish up for me will you?"

"Sure."

We asked exactly what Jennifer was talking about?

"Legs. Hasn't she got gorgeous legs?"

"Yes, but these falls and.."

"A real beauty. Face like an angel and body like it was custom-made."

Look! All we...

"OK! She reads her horoscopes daily and she blames her bad luck on those guys saying Pluto wasn't a planet. She says it has knocked everything out of line. That's all I'm saying."

Wonder how she got into all that stuff?

I don't know...but how about those legs?....

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