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Monday, 17 March 2014

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L'Wren sporting designer shades at a Brazilian Carnival earlier this year.

Manhattan, NYC - Born in Utah as Luann Bambrough, the forty-something squeeze of Rolling Stones singer Mick Jagger towered over her rock star boyfriend and even succumbed to wearing 'flats' so as not to overshadow him in public.

This morning she was found RIP in her 8th floor 200 Eleventh Avenue apartment in a tragic death currently billed as an unexplained suicide.

"Without going into any tasteless detail," a NYC-based NewsCorpse stringer commented, "I can confirm fashion designer L'Wren Scott was found dead at home today."

Reports have indicated boyfriend Mick was out of the country with his band on some sort of comeback tour with a debut concert scheduled in Perth, Australia tomorrow.

The couple had been dating since 2001 when Jagger dumped his long-time partner Jerry Hall, mother of at least four of his children.

The Great Oz 2014 Tour is now likely to be cancelled.

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