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Sunday, 16 March 2014

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Miley Cyrus says that she gets very upset when the press calls her and her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus yokels from Kentucky and Tennessee.

One reporter claims she tried to cram his mike down his throat but had no proof.

"She gets really mad at the 'Yokel' name but lately, I'm not so sure the yokels are all that proud of her and her antics", stated Nashville News Reporter, Simon Yates.

"She told me she had grown up with her dad trying to make it as a musician. She began naming all the great musicians from Kentucky and Tennessee and the names went on for fifteen minutes. I'll have to give her credit for that."

He told us that she was a Hick From The Sticks just like Larry Byrd.

"Of course we had a country fair every year", she told me.

"But we did use 100% first cold pressed extra virgin olive oil on the greased pig contest during our annual county fair in Flatwoods."

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