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Sunday, 16 March 2014

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When asked about Crosby, Stills & Nash singer David Crosby, Sir Paul McCartney had a few choice words with some reporters, after he was told that David Crosby needed another liver.

"My goodness. How many livers is he taking away from other people?"

Told that there was a waiting list in America, he stated that he doesn't know if England has a list also and that he doesn't know if you can bump yourself up a notch or two.

"I know we don't have enough blood banks like they do over there, but I'm positive we have a Liverpool."

"Maybe we use up all our blood in the puddings?"

Sir Paul seemed to be his typical self during the conversation. The only thing missing was John Lennon getting in the shots in between that of McCartneys.

Many people loved their conversations as much as their songs.

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