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Sunday, 16 March 2014

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Band Playing Chopsticks!

Miley Cyrus told a member of her backup band that she hears tunes in her head and that she can't write it down fast enough.

"I'm glad she doesn't hear voices", stated the musician who asked to be anonymous, but just for our reporters.

"She's headed for trouble as she will twerk a complete stranger when we go into a Quick Mart. I guess she thinks she's promoting her song but that certainly isn't what most guys are thinking."

When asked if it was true that she hears tunes in her head when we spotted her later on and getting twerked, she stated that all musicians did.

"Where else would we get our tunes, from our rear ends?"

A photographer said he sometimes did hear a tune back there.

"That's not funny. I don't always hear new tunes. For three weeks one time I heard 'chopsticks' on an a saxaphone and I nearly went crazy, or rather, crazier."

"Top that one Justin Bieber!"

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