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Sunday, 16 March 2014

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Thus far know one knows why a big fat lady got into a heated argument with Justin Bieber and flattened him in a parking lot just outside a Kroger Market.

A woozzie Bieber finally got to his feet, shook his head, took two steps and went down once again.

One customer helped him up and asked what had just happened.

"I'll never tease a big fat woman again. She caught me outside the grocery by blocking me from my car and slapped me silly with her ten pound boobs. She KNOWS I'm not going to report THAT to the police. At least I know now why they call them knockers!"

Wonder what would have happened if all this took place outside a WalMart?

Why was she so angry?

"I think she said something about her daughter having my pictures all over the house."

And you?

"I said she must be a cow if she's as big as her mother!"

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