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Sunday, 16 March 2014

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A royal couple, 3475th in line to the throne

Prince Harry, fourth in line to the throne and sixth in line for the new iPhone 6 outside the Apple store in Oxford Street, has gone on official public record to say his Cressida is a fabulous ride.

Now 24 years old, he states that his Cressida is absolutely fabulous and not the old banger many of his peers make out she is. He confirmed that she doesn't half go and adores being ridden hard.

His father, Prince Charles, rumoured to become king just before his 85th birthday, is said to be OK with it. He broke away from a business meeting with several bunches of daffodils and a gladioli tree to explain.

"I er, and er, it is, er, fnarrkle, and, er, most definitely, er, and, ostensibly, er, it is, frummble, er."

Translating on his behalf, Harry explained that his father meant that while the X70 MK II 1984-1988 Toyota Cressida was said to be possibly the better of the model line-up, he was more than happy his son had purchased an X80 1988-1992 model.

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