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Sunday, 16 March 2014

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Selena as she appeared in a TV commercial for Eau du Cutey Perfume.

NEW ORLEANS - Selena Gomez has said that she has always loved performing in The Voodoo Arena in New Orleans.

She added that part of the reason is because backstage the venue always has a great array of Cajun and Creole food which she says she can never eat enough of.

Selena said that her favorite Cajun dish is Woodchuck Etouffée, which she swears tastes just like a Rib Eye steak.

Gomez was asked by Calcutta Cotton with Music Moments Magazine about her recently getting back together with the problem child from Canada Justin Bieber.

The very attractive songstress blushed and said that she does not like talking about it.

"Oh, but you have to," Calcutta remarked, "Your legion of fans demand it."

Selena then said that she hated to reveal the real reason but she replied that she got back with Justin because he got down on his knees and begged her.

"Really?" A surprised Calcutta asked.

Gomez said that Bieber told her that he had heard from a source inside the White House that President Obama and Vice-President Biden wanted his troublemaking butt deported back to Canada by April 1.

Selena stated that if the president sees that Bieber is keeping company with a good, wel-liked, popular, and very respectful young lady then he may give the deportation issue a little more thought.

Meanwhile, Justin is telling people that if he can now just get Selena to marry him his popularity will return and he will once again be the King of Pop Music.

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