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Saturday, 15 March 2014

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A big shock has gone through the Hollywood elite beside the low attendance of their movies lately.

Miley Cyrus has gone spiritual.

" It's like George Harrison and Madonna. I never knew anything about Yogi Twerking until I had it explained to me by a guru, The Mahkaroni Murd", she told reporters.

Miley stated that she had messed up her first few tries so she tried to medicate...meditate, but still couldn't sit still. ("My rear kept twerking")

"That was when the Mah told me to climb a big hill in preparation for climbing a mountain to sit upon."

Here she reported back with a tweet:

If you ever make the grueling trek to speak to the wise old man who lives at the top of the mountain and he lets you ask one question of him, don't get all shook up and make the mistake I did and blurt out, "How's it hangin"?

Upon arrival at the bottom of the mountain in a head-over-hills roll, Miley said she will try some easier spiritual thing next and wants to talk to Dr. Oz.

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