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Thursday, 13 March 2014

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According to recent material discovered at Graceland Elvis Presley was getting ready for a big comeback tour when he died at his home at Graceland near Memphis, Tennessee.

Several of his friends and musicians have claimed this all along but the letters are the proof that was needed.

"He had lost some weight, gotten new outfits and collecting new songs to add to his own favorites for the tour", stated one source.

Also, the tour was to include foreign countries for the first time (except when in the Army in Germany).

"He was really excited the last time i saw him and looked really good."

What songs was he working on?

"The classics of course, but he wanted to show off his weight loss so I'm sure it would have included "Any Weigh You Want Me" and "Return To Slender".

This reporter wonders if he would have done infomercials abou weight loss later on.

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