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Thursday, 13 March 2014

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Phil Robertson the head of the Duck Dynasty has announced that the family have come up with a new call that draws blackbirds to the area.

Why would anyone want a blackbird caller?

"I tell you the truth, we have sold thousands already and we are having trouble keeping up with the orders plus all the duck calls going out."

Some people are speculating that citizens want the blackbird calls to rid their area of the pests. Some farmers are also luring them away from crops and invited a lot of hunters to ambush the birds before they move back.

"It's kind of funny but we followed one farmer and his son. I think they need to be on one of our programs because they would drive so far and the kid would get out and blow on the blackbird call and a whole swarm would begin following them to one of his competitors farm."

Asked if the blackbird calls would help someone lure a lot of the birds onto someone's business they didn't like or a car dealership, how would the family feel about that?

"Listen. We make and sell the things. We're not the bird police. What people want to do with them is their own problem and their own business. Is that answer enough for you?"

"Yessir!"

"Then get out of my face before I call down a thousand blackbirds on you!....look at him go. He believed me bless his heart."

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