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Tuesday, 11 March 2014

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Many of Selena's fans are wondering how much Justin paid her for her to take him back.

DIME BOX, Texas - Selena Gomez is becoming known as the younger version of Katy Perry.

Perry entered into a relationship with John Mayer three times and three times she got her cute looking butt dumped by the man known as "The Player" Mayer.

And now young Selena Gomez, for some strange, crazy, inexplicable reason has chosen to get back together with what Regis Philbin, Ann Coulter, Vice-President Biden, and Taylor Swift all call the biggest loser since Andrew Dice Clay.

At the present time there are hardened criminals in the United States who have a better reputation than the spoiled brat from north of the border.

Justin Bieber was recently named by 2,719 PTA's throughout the United States as the type of troublemaking jerk that mothers and fathers would not allow to get 50 feet from their daughters.

But as Taylor Swift put it, Selena has just shown that she will never ever learn.

She then commented that Miss Gomez needs to follow in the footsteps of her friend Demi Lovato who last year checked herself into rehab.

SIDENOTE: Vice-President Joe Biden even chimed in saying that Justin Bieber can do nothing for Selena's career but possibly steer it straight into the sewer.

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