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Tuesday, 11 March 2014

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Stacy's legs measure an astounding 42 inches.

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - The fantasy of millions of guys has just announced that she is now a married woman.

Stacy Keibler, who broke up with George Clooney after a two-year relationship, has just tied the knot with Jared Pobre.

Pobre's profession is simply listed as: Rich.

The lucky as hell son of a gun as President Obama referred to Stacy's new husband was reportedly smiling from ear to ear.

One close friend said that Jared kept saying "I'm married to the woman with the fantastically sexy 42-inch legs, goodness me, how lucky am I huh?"

Stacy told Hollywood Innuendo that she fell for Jared the moment she first laid eyes on him at a Pompous Pizza Parlor in Pomona.

She said that when she found out how rich he was she knew that she had found the man of her dreams, the love of her life, and the man that will father her little future wrestlers.

SIDENOTE: George Clooney stated that Jared is one lucky guy and he told him to just ignore the G.C. tattoo that Stacy has on her bikini line.

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