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Monday, 10 March 2014

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A photo of Jennifer Lawrence's purse.

BEVERLY HILLS - It appears that Jennifer Lawrence is becoming more famous for her slips, trips, and falls than for her acting.

"Trippy" Lawrence, as Michelle Obama has nicknamed her, is noted for having tripped at last year's Academy Award Show while going up on stage. Then this year she tripped over a traffic cone as she was getting out of her limo at this year's award show.

A reporter with Hollywood Hors D'oeuvres, Tahiti Zeppelin, wrote that two days ago Jenny was walking on Rodeo Drive when she tripped on a homeless man.

The man shouted about six obscenities at Lawrence and she shouted about five back at him. She finally felt sorry for him and reached into her purse.

She took out a gun, but quickly put it back saying "Oops."

Lawrence, star of The Hunger Games then took out some dollar bills and gave the homeless man two twenties, a ten, and three ones.

The homeless man was positively thrilled. He invited her to have lunch at a local McDonalds. Jennifer agreed and as the two walked into Mickey D's she tripped on the statue of Ronald McDonald and fell.

SIDENOTE: Luckily the homeless man was able to catch her before she hit the floor. After they had lunch, Lawrence again reached into her purse and this time she handed the homeless man a $100 bill.

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