NASHVILLE - Taylor Swift, Jennifer Love-Hewitt, Jennifer Aniston, Ke$ha, Jessica Simpson, and Katy Perry all have one thing in common. They were all wined and dined and then unceremoniously dumped by the biggest jerk wad in Tinsel Town, John "The Player" Mayer.
Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk cannot understand how so many fairly intelligent women could fall under the svengali-like spell of El Mayer Malo (The Mean Mayer) as Sofia Vergara calls him.
Katy has the dubious distinction of having gone to the Mayer well a total of three times and three times she ended up getting kicked in the butt by the zombie-looking casanova.
When Taylor Swift heard that Perry had been dumped for a third time she called her up and told her that she should write a song about the lousy lothario.
Swift said that she did and it made her feel real good. She feels that she got back at him threefold for treating her like a doormat.
SIDENOTE: Ke$ha reportedly also talked to Katy and also suggested that she write an anti-John Mayer song for herself and for all of the other victims who gave Johnny their heart only to have him treat it like a friggin frisbee.