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Sunday, 9 March 2014

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Bruce will most likely end up looking very much like his twin sister (shown above).

HOLLYWOOD - Bruce Jenner, who by all accounts is on his way to becoming a her, confided a very personal fact to Taffeta Kixx with The Gossipette Gazette.

Jenner told Miss Kixx that he learned a lot of womanly things from his wife Kris Kardashian-Jenner and the Kardashian girls as well.

But he confessed that he really learned a lot of very intimate female traits, characteristics, and nuances from Kim's personal masseuse Corsicana Viewmist.

Bruce who recently went in to have an Adam's apple shaving procedure done said that Corsy taught him about feminine things such as which are the best feminine hygiene products, which bikini shaving cream is preferred by most women, and which female deodorant is the daintiest (Lady Speed Stick).

Miss Viewmist said that she was glad to help and mentioned that one of her male cousins recently traveled to Trinidad, Colorado, to get sexual reassignment surgery.

SIDENOTE: Corsicana pointed out that she thinks that Bruce will make one very attractive woman. She revealed that he already has offers from three of his closest male friends to help him try out his new female equipment once it gets put in.

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