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Sunday, 9 March 2014

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Miley said that Katy seems to believe that she is as pure as the driven snow.

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Russell Brand appeared on The Viagra View and was told by Regis Philbin that he now has a connection to Miley Cyrus.

Brand looked a bit puzzled and asked in what way.

Philbin said that he was once married to Katy Perry, and Katy recently got tongue molested by Miley Cyrus so he now is a member of that degree circle.

Russell giggled and said that he was shocked to hear his ex-wife Katy complain about Miley trying to French kiss because she has no idea where that tongue has been.

Brand rolled his eyes and remarked that if his ex-wife Katy only knew where his freakin tongue had been she would probably jump off the Redondo Beach Bridge.

The ex-husband of Ms. Perry did offer that Miley has definitely got the biggest friggin tongue that he has ever seen and that includes Kiss member Gene Simmons who reportedly has his lizard-looking tongue insured for $1.9 million.

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