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Saturday, 8 March 2014

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Doors like this one at a Chicago nightclub are starting to shut in Bieber's face.

WATTS, California - Music Moments Magazine reported that the problem child known as Justin Bieber contacted The Yo Bro Record Label in Watts about them signing him to a contract.

Label spokesperson Trundell Jackson-Jefferson informed Bieber that they would not take him if he offered to take ½ cent per record.

Jefferson-Jackson said that there is no way in hell that they would take him on with his record of speeding, disrespecting law enforcement officers, peeing in trash cans, and getting a tattoo of Chelsea Handler's hooha on his lower back.

Reports are that Justin practically begged Mr. Jackson-Jefferson but it was all to no avail. He was told to contact a record label in Afghanistan who has been looking for white people to make hip hop rap songs.

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