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Friday, 7 March 2014

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Katie Holmes (shown above) says that she no longer pines for her ex-husband Tom Cruise. (Photo by Rocco Stampafelli).

NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the Big Apple is that Tom Cruise's ex-wife Katie Holmes has fired one of her two bodyguards.

According to a reliale inside source, Rocco Stampafelli, who has been Katie's bodyguard for over a year was let go.

It seems that Mr. Stampafelli had made mention of the fact that Tom Cruise was a lot shorter than Katie.

Even though it's true, Katie did not feel right having one of her (employees) cut down her ex-husband especially in front of their 7-year-old daughter Suri.

Stampafelli told reporters that he was merely stating the obvious.

He commented that one thing that he learned about Holmes is that she still pines for Tom Cruise and if she could she would most probably get back with him.

Meanwhile, Katie's other bodyguard Gino Bandevino mentioned that he does not know why Stampafelli would say that Katie still pines for Tom since after divorcing him she has been out with at least four guys that he knows of who have hit home runs.

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