Written by Abel Rodriguez

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Thursday, 6 March 2014

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A photo of The Encino Reservoir. (Photo courtesy of Lindsay Lohan).

ENCINO, California - Derek Hough of Dancing With The Stars recently remarked that he has never been with a woman that he enjoys being with more than Nina Dobrev, star of The Vampire Diaries.

Hough, 28, said that Nina, 25, is one of the most lusciously luscious females he's ever dated and she makes him feel like he could literally fly non-stop from Burbank to Anaheim; a distance of 36 miles.

Dobrev has commented that she really likes Derek because he knows so many Sarah Palin jokes as well as about a hundred mother-in-law jokes.

The very happy couple was recently spotted by a celebrity fan parked in Derek's blue Lamborghini at The Encino Reservoir.

The fan told iRumors that he was parked less than six feet from the frisky couple and he could clearly see that the two were engaged in some passionate tongue wrestling.

The fan who would only give his initials (Y.F.) said that at one point he heard Nina yell out at the dancer, "Take that thing and waltz into my cha cha cha right now!"

In Other News. Bill O'Reilly has said that the rumor that Oprah Winfrey is having his baby is not only untrue it is impossible since it is his understanding that Winfrey had her tubes tied years ago.

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