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Thursday, 6 March 2014

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Dr. Crookshank out in the hospital garden taking a quick nap before performing his next botox procedure.

LONDON - Susan Penhaligon a British film icon who during the 70s was considered to be the English Brigitte Bardot has cast out a warning to other women about the hazards of botox.

Penhaligon who many also compared to America's Marilyn Monroe in her day said that she was convinced by her gynecologist Dr. Winston P. Crookshank that having botox would make her look ten years younger.

Susan, sitting in her English garden says that it is nothing but rubbish and she plans to hire noted California attorney Gloria Allred and sue her doctor.

The 64-year-old said that she woke up the next day after having botox and found that her eyebrows had fallen and were sitting on her eyelids.

She noticed that her nostrils were now resting on her upper lip and her lower lip had fallen and was completely covering her chin.

She stood in front of a full length mirror totally naked and she noticed that her boobs had now become droopers and both of her champagne corks were pointing straight towards the floor.

She could not believe her eyes as she saw that her bikini line had moved downward and was now actually located below her groin goo-goo which was practically resting on her knee caps.

Her pubic hair had turned completely silver and it looked like both her knees had grown silver sideburns overnight.

Susan was so embarrassed at the fact that all of her body parts had suddenly decided to play musical chairs and she did not even want to imagine what her badonkadonk now looked like and where it might be.

SIDENOTE: Ms. Pehhaligon says that she hates the fact that the botox treatments have turned her into a British version of that dreadful looking American space creature Joan Rivers.

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