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Wednesday, 5 March 2014

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Pamela at the age of 49 has still got it.

MALIBU BEACH - Former Baywatch beach babe Pamela Anderson shakes her head and cannot figure out what the fuss about Miley Cyrus is all about.

The blonde bombshell recently spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight at a Burger Bandit in Malibu Beach.

Anderson, who still looks great at the age of 49, told de Gallo that she was twerking when Miley was just a mere fetus.

She noted that truth be told, Billy Ray and Tish's little girl is just about two degrees from being Justin Bieber.

Pam pointed out that if some Hollywood makeup artist gave Bieber a glamour makeover he would look much more like a woman than Miley does.

The ex-wife of musicians Tommy Lee, Kid Rock, and Rick Salomon said that she is not the least bit jealous of skinny little Miley but she is really and truly puzzled at how Miley can continue with her charade of being some kind of sex goddess.

In Other News. Rush Limbaugh has denied that he has a tattoo with Jan Brewer's name.

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