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Monday, 3 March 2014

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Britney said she liked Simon but only as a friend and boss. (Photo provided by Mario Lopez).

HOLLYWOOD - Britney Spears has come out and stated that when she was appearing as a judge on X-Factor that Simon Cowell and her became very close.

The "Oops!...I Did It Again" singer told Carolina Chipotle with Bedroom Pillow Talk that Cowell fell in love with her and actually proposed to her in her dressing room.

Spears told him that although she did find him physically attractive there was just nothing more there than her attraction to his biceps.

When Cowell was asked by Miss Chipotle about Britney's comment he shook his head, took a puff of his Marlboro cigarette, and said that as he recalls it, it was Spears who asked him to marry her because she was tired of not having a husband to do the sis boom bah with.

SIDENOTE: When the host of X-Factor, Mario Lopez was asked if he knew anything about an intimate relationship between Britney and Simon he simply replied, "I know nada (nothing)."

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