CUCAMONGA, California - A reporter for The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle has stumbled upon what is believed to be the secret love hideout of actress Lindsay Lohan and her disc jockey significant other Samantha Ronson.
Fuchsia Garfunkel, no relation to Paul Simon or Art Garfunkel, stated that she was out looking for arrowheads when she came upon a somewhat rustic little cabin out in the far back woods.
As the newspaper reporter approached the cabin she noticed that the initials LL+SR had been carved on the door.
Miss Garfunkel was informed by a close friend of Ronson's that the love shack did exist but no one really knew where it was.
The supermarket tabloid Say What had written that it was located just outside of Tarzana and the other popular supermarket tabloid Just Saying believed that it was located just inside the La Brea city limits.
SIDENOTE: Fuchsia Garfunkel says she took about 27 photos of the shack and they will all be appearing in next Sunday's edition of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle.