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Saturday, 1 March 2014

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Jada Pinkett Smith, best known for being the wife of the actor Will Smith, who is best known for being the father of aspiring actor Jaden, is "pleased" with the ten pounds she has added to her emaciated frame.

"I'm naturally thin," she confessed, "so the weight gain is a real plus."

"She so thin," her husband joked, "that, when she turn sideways, I couldn't see her at all."

Jada gained the weight, she admitted, as a result of taking female hormones to "look more feminine."

She denied rumors that she has had breast implants, although the weight gain is clearly in her chest.

"The bitch be twice the size she use to be," Queen Latifah groused. "She look good enough, now, for me to date."

Critics contend that Jada has "gone public" about her "inflated chest" for self-serving reasons. "One," charged transsexual model Isis King, "to defuse rumors she be a tranny, like me, and, two, to promote her new movie, Fishy Money, bout how a female can read women's body language by interpreting the bounce and sway of they boobies."

Jada admitted that her increased bust size "didn't hurt" her chances on the director's casting couch, but, she said, she "take umbrage," at the notion that she would be willing "to pump up my boobs just for a movie role. I did it for me--and my Will's willy."

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