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Saturday, 1 March 2014

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J.Lo's boy toy Casper Smart is afraid of finding himself out on the street.

HOLLYWOOD - Word coming out of the halls of American Idol is that J.Lo's boy toy Casper Smart is extremely jealous of the close friendship that Jennifer has developed with fellow judge Harry Connick, Jr.

Smart has told J.Lo that he does not appreciate Harry acting like there is more to his and her relationship than just being judges on American Idol.

It is no secret that Casper has been worried for the past 8 months that he is on the verge of getting dumped by the alluringly sexy Jennifer Lopez.

According to Bedroom Pillow Talk Ms. Lopez recently told her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she may be ending her May-December relationship to Caspy because he is no longer exciting to her.

Apparently J.Lo who is 44, feels that the 26-year-old Casper no longer puts twinkles in her eyes or fireworks in her crotch.

SIDENOTE: Ryan "Peaches" Seacrest has said that Harry told him that if J.Lo was available and he was not married that he would be all over her like Miracle Whip™ on a slice of bread.

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