BEVERLY HILLS - Lindsay Lohan threw a lavish Look At Me I'm Clean Party at the home of her close friend wealthy socialite Cayuga Archambeau.
The gala event was attended by some of LaLaLand's well-know celebrities including Scarlett Johansson, George Clooney, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Kate Upton, and Gary Busey, host of The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show.
Also in attendance was the ravishingly beautiful Charlize Theron and her new boyfriend the very plain Sean Penn.
Theron is a 38-year-old sultry starlet while Sean Penn is 15 years older than her at 53.
It is no secret that the couple no more look like they should be together than a white mink coat with a can of red Sherwin Williams paint.
Ty Tickler with Hollywood Innuendo said that Penn looks 73, while the sensuously erotic Theron looks 28. He echoed the sentiments of most members of the Hollywood Press when he wondered what in the world Charlize Theron sees in the old disgruntled codger.
He wondered if maybe Charlize did not have some kind of daddy fetish that she has kept hidden.
Another reporter Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune upon seeing Charlize and Sean enter the room hand-in-hand simply whispered, "Yucksville!"
SIDENOTE: Pomona Vox with Silver Screen Magazine said that she heard from a very reliable source that Charlize will be dumping Sean before Easter.