Written by D P Whitehead
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Friday, 28 February 2014

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Tragic news coming from London is suggesting that not funny comic and not very good actor Lenny Henry has written a one-off drama based on his teenage years in Dudley.

The news has already resulted in several hundred televisions being returned to manufacturers and in some towns across the UK, bonfires are planned, where TV owners will bring there now unwanted "tellys" to be burned en masse.

Danny and the Human Zoo will tell the story of a teenage impressionist, who could only impersonate Frank Spencer, growing up in a Jamaican family in the West Midlands, during the 1970s.

Henry, twat, said he was "so excited" to be bringing his "fictional teen memoir" to the nation, adding, "katanga", for no apparent reason to his press release.

The drama will be screened on BBC One on a date yet to be confirmed, but hopefully at the same time as the World Cup Final, which hopefully will involve England, thus ensuring that the least amount of viewers will be forced to watch a drama, which will, without doubt, be utterly shit.

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