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Friday, 28 February 2014

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Jennifer looks fantabulous for being 45. One has to wonder if Justin T. is a sidesaddle rider.

HOLLYWOOD - Jennifer Aniston recently told Barbara Walters on The View that she feels as if she and her fiancé Justin Theroux have been engaged for ten years.

The former Friends star said that she has gotten to the point where she no longer cares if she marries the indecisive JT or not.

Aniston, who just turned 45, adds that she is concerned about the tick-tocking of her biological clock and the fact that it is getting louder and louder.

She mentioned to Walters that her gynecologist told her on her last visit that her ovaries are not getting any younger and pretty soon they could end up looking like a couple of bbs.

Walters asked her about the rumor that she was seen cavorting with an unnamed Hollywood hunk who shall go nameless.

Aniston blushed. She winked at Barbara that it is not a rumor and she pointed out that the Hollywood star who she'll call Mr. Peter told her that he would be willing to father her child if old Justy boy doesn't have the time.

SIDENOTE: Jennifer stated to Walters after the show that she may just take Mr. Peter's up on his generous hokey pokey offer.

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