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Thursday, 27 February 2014

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Erin has said that she will wear whatever the producers of DWTS want her to including this skimpy black bikini.

HOLLYWOOD - Erin Andrews spoke with Pico de Gallo of Tittle Tattle Tonight and told him that she feels bad that Brooke Burke-Charvet was fired from her co-hosting job on Dancing With The Stars.

But the ESPN Sports blonde firecracker quickly added that as the producers told her, they have been wanting to bring in the younger male viewer and at the age of 48, Brooke was just not getting the job done.

Andrews, who is only 34, was brought in to replace Burke-Charvet because she is much younger and much prettier.

They also mentioned that they are well aware of the fact that she is the sexual fantasy of millions of red-blooded American males between the ages of 18 and 48, so as they said, it was a 'No-Brainer.'

Erin revealed to de Gallo that the powers that be on DWTS asked her to be sure and wear tight, low cut blouses and the shortest miniskirts that the ABC censors will allow.

The former contestant on Dancing With The Stars during season 10 smiled, winked, and said that for the fantabulous amount of money she is being paid she would gladly come out wearing her black see-thru baby doll and matching black string bikini panties.

Two male DWTS executives had to quickly leave the room.

SIDENOTE: A source at Dancing With The Stars has said that the flirtatious pro dancer Val Chmerkovskiy is already setting his sights on Erin.

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