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Wednesday, 26 February 2014

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Justin Bieber was a happy lad after reading in an old magazine that there was a man in a circus act years ago who did trick farts!

"I had never heard of him but this wasn't made up, it was true", he told a friend.

Justin's friend is one of many people invited to Justin's twentieth birthday party in a couple of days.

Bieber told his friend that he had been inspired by reading about the farting wonder, Le P├ętomane!

Then, after some more thought on the subject, he told his friend that he was going to fart out his 20 candles.

The famous guy never did anything like that or it's not listed anywhere, though I'll check some more.

Then he asked his friend to run out a buy a couple whoopee cushion and a small fan.

"He's just like Peter Pan", stated his friend to out reporter. "He'll probably call in the Guinness Book of Records if the trick works!"

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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