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Thursday, 27 February 2014

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Jackson's husband made his billions from oil and from camels.

BEVERLY HILLS - Michael Jackson's little sister Janet, who is now 47, has just announced to the Hollywood press that she is considering filing for divorce after only being married less than one year.

Ms. Jackson's husband is the much younger Wassan Al Mana who is 39, and a billionaire Arab.

Janet told Margarita Mixx with The Tinsel Town Times Tribune, that she has just gotten bored with her husband always talking about oil, camels, mirages, sandstorms, and snake charmers.

Wassan Al Mana made his money in the oil business as well as in the camel breeding business.

Miss Mixx reported that Forbes 500 Magazine named Wassan Al Mana as the man who almost single-handedly help to populate Arabia with camels.

Al Mana is noted far and wide for producing camels that unlike the normal one-humped and two-humped camels have no humps at all.

He pointed out that this factor makes it a hell of a lot easier for individuals to ride his camels without sliding off and busting their Arabian cabooses.

Mixx noted that Janet Jackson is demanding a $500 million settlement.

SIDENOTE: When Wassan Al Mana heard his wife's monetary demand he reportedly laughed for about 2 minutes, before he replied that the Jackson bitch will get $500 million when Idaho runs out of potatoes.

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