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Wednesday, 26 February 2014

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Christmas Ronnie

With the biggest loss of Ronnies in history in 2014, T.V. is being rocked to the core by man made "Ronnie warming".

Ronnies, Barker and Biggs are just two of the 6,000 Ronnies who have faded away in the last ten years.

Experts blame man made "Ronnie Warming" for the losses.

Michael Fish explained this morning, "Older Ronnies are better off these days and can keep warm through the winter months using their heating allowances and don't need to make television programmes. Last year we had the "One Ronnie" show, but this Christmas's The Half a Ronnie Show unfortunately is as far as we can go."

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