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Wednesday, 26 February 2014

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The news media says there is no actor in America who is more hated than Alec Baldwin.

NEW YORK CITY - Alec Baldwin has received many awards but his biggest one is the one the news media bestowed upon him, The Biggest Egomaniacal Jerk In The USA.

Baldwin, who is 55 going on 15, seems to think that he is the greatest actor since Julius Caesar.

Redwood Fingerboo, a reporter with The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle recently said that Alec The Bore is just darn lucky he lives in the USA and not in some other country where he would have already swallowed several reporter's cameras by way of his ears.

The adult version of Justin Bieber has said that he will no longer talk to any publication or member of the press.

Fingerboo remarked that he has a big picture of that. He then said that Baldwin making that kind of a remark is sort of like the overly plumpish Kirstie Alley saying that she will never again eat another cookie.

Like they say down in Hot Springs, Arkansas..."That dog won't hunt."

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