VENICE BEACH, California - The once troubled little starlet Lindsay Lohan has said that she has finally gotten her act together.
Appearing on The Gorgeous Gary Busey Show, Lilo said that the three months she spent in a rehab clinic last year did wonders for her outlook on life, her personality, and her IQ.
She proudly told Gary that she now officially has a higher IQ than her friend Paris Hilton.
Busey laughed and said that it wasn't saying much and he added that it's like pointing out that Kirstie Alley doesn't look as fat as Wynonna Judd.
Lohan look puzzled.
"Are you cutting me down Gary?" She asked.
"Oh, no ma'am. I'm cutting down that pee-brained celebutante Paris."
Lohan grinned. She then told him that she wanted to let his audience be the first to know that she has just gotten a brand new tattoo.
"Yummy" Busey replied like a young school boy in heat.
Lindsay said that she had gotten it done by Venice Beach's own renowned tattoo artist Bong Bong.
She whispered that the tattoo is located on her bikini line and it is made up of the initials D.F.
Busey thought for a moment. He said he could not think of a guy or girl with those initials.
Lindsay then stood up. Made a 360 degree turn and said that D.F. stood for Drug Free.
The audience applauded and Lohan cried.
SIDENOTE: Lindsay mentioned to Gary that she still hopes to one day end up marrying her long time girlfriend Samantha Ronson.