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Tuesday, 25 February 2014

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Miley asked Katy to kiss a piece of paper so that she can keep it as a momento.

HOLLYWOOD - Miley Cyrus has said that she's kissed more than her share of males and females.

But the Princess of The Twerking World said that the kiss she recently shared with Katy Perry was one of the best kisses she has ever had.

The former Hannah Montana star said that she would even go as far as to say that Katy is a fantastically sexy kisser with a pair of the most gorgeous-looking boobs in all of LaLaLand.

Miley said that kissing Katy was a fantasy she'd had for years. She confided to Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo that she would love to have an intimate affair with sweet Katy, who had a hit with the song "I Kissed A Girl And I Liked It."

San Guacamole asked Miley if Katy's kiss was better than her ex-fiancé Liam Hemsworth's.

Cyrus giggled. Popped her gum. Dabbed at her crotch, and remarked, "Oh yes Fajita, by a country mile as they say down in Waxahachie, Texas."

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